- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

kieran is a homosexual

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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