What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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