- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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