Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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one of the idiot

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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