What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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