- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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