What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Tommy got neutered.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Ham sandwich

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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