Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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I love you

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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