- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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