Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Thats what she said

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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