How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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