- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

knock knock come in

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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