Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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justin beiber sucks

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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69.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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