Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

13 =B you just learned something

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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