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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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