- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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