- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

I asked her where you were.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What is older than history?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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