Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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black people

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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NASCAR

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Anti Joke

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