anal seepage

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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