- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

A bar walks into a man

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Ring Ring Hello? Click

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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