why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Title IX

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

knock knock come in !

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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