What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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