Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Anti Joke

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