what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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