- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What is my name? I dont know

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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