- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Want to hear a joke? Obama

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A fat guy!

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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