why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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