- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

a black man pays his child support

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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