Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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