There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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