There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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12 niqqa 12.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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