- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

think twice or at least think

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

This is an anti- joke

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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