- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

all your base are belong to mark

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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