Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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your face

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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