- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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