- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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