- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Knock knock Fuck off!

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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