- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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