A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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