- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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