dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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