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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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