Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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