- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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