- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Go away still nothing to see

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Leave. Now.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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