- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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