- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

XD Jackass.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A lot eh?

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Knock knock Come in

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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