- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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