When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

God is real.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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