So a seal walks into a club.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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get in the car.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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world society

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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