I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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You're a frog

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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