- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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