Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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