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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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