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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What's one plus one? two.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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