Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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