- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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