- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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