Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

whats 1 + 1? 2

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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