- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What is older than history?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Okay.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

I'm so punny.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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