- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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