Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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