- Anti Joke

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

a man makes a bad joke

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.