- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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