- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Diarrhea

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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