- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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