What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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every cloud has a silver lining

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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