- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Women's rights

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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